UNDERGROUND JUSTICE AND HANDMADE LUCK

i want to tell you about how utterly absurd my fourth of july was, and soon i will. but it’s not happening right now because i just found out my office is flying me to dc in about an hour to deliver a federal grant. straight from our nation’s best holiday to our nation’s capital. cool. too bad i’m wearing business casual today and not my patriotic muu muu.

if we are friends and you have my number, get at me today. tell me what i should do with my evening in dc after i deliver this grant. i can’t really process yet entirely how hilarious and awesome my life is. it kind of gets better every day.

i’m starting to really wish i’d washed my hair today.